Sony Announces PS4!

In a move sure to frustrate Microsoft, Nintendo, and anyone who bought a PS3, Sony today announced the PS4. Scheduled for 2nd quarter of 2009. Sony would not comment on the technical specs of the system but did provide a picture of the system. When reached for comment a Sony Rep was more than happy to give us more details on the newest addition to the PS family. Although he did not wish to be named, he did have this to say. "Sony has already proven itself, as everyone has seen with the PS3, we don't really mind that consumers don't like our online community, thats what Microsoft is for! Let them worry about that, We're trying like hell just to keep what exclusive's we have"

And if you really do believe this story, then enjoy the one day a year you get all to yourself.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Frost found dead!

Our beloved site owner Mr. Frost was found by his wife today after a 120 hours gaming streak. No traces of foul play were found, and police are treating it as an accidental death. However they are still trying to determine the exact cause of death. They have narrowed it down to 2 factors. His Xbox 360 was found in a melted heap and a large area of the room had been destroyed. Police speculate that he fell asleep after his miraculous streak, and his 360 caught fire. The investigation was expected to go somewhat smoother until police realized that Frost's 15 dogs had all ran off barking, carrying parts of him with them as they left. An autopsy will be performed once police have located, and stomach pumped the dogs.

R.I.P.

Mr. Frost

"That was the heaviest peice of patio furniture I ever hit in my life"-Mr. Frost